Future Tense

The theme for next month is the future, which, once again, is pretty open for interpretation. Thought up and decided upon by an audience member in some tangent derived from the Ides of March, the future can mean so many things. In the future, it will be sunny. I will have wrinkles and eat a grilled cheese sandwich. Guns 'n' Roses will release Chinese Democracy. I mean, it hasn't even happened yet, so who knows what it will entail. All I know for sure is that if you are planning on reading March 15th, you must bring something that ties into the theme - unless of course you do what Chris did and compliment me profusely before you begin reading, then of course I will completely forget that you aren't following the rules (just kidding).